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!SALE! Small and Medium Black Tees $11.50 Same black and white tees as described here at a new lower price! [Add to Cart]  [View Cart]

Wired Dude T-Shirt - XXL, XL, L SOLD OUT! $0.00 THE FIRST OFFICIAL ASS PONYS T-SHIRT IN A GAWDAWFUL LONG TIME! This silk-screened tee kinda says all a shirt can say. The front features original Chuck Cleaver line art that he penned about 15 years ago for a show flyer. The back carries a song lyric that carries good vibes from both stage and audience. Quality screening on 6.1 oz. 100% cotton tees, and APproved for your enjoyment. Available in S and M in black only. This is a one-run deal so GET YOURS TODAY! Prices include any applicable tax and shipping. PLEASE NOTE: XXL, XL, and L ARE SOLD OUT! ALL FOREST GREEN SOLD OUT! [Add to Cart]  [View Cart]

Play Some Good Time Party Music CD $14.50 A Benefit for Gerry Cummins Released: October, 2004 Produced by: Jim Merkl Label: Independent 2004 by Ass Ponys/Waterhead Music On July 11, 2004, Ass Ponys performed at the Madison Theater in Covington, Kentucky, as part of a benefit for Gerry Cummins, who was seriously injured in an accident in November, 2003. Sales of this CD benefit Gerry and his family. The show is excellent, the recording quality is top notch, and it's for a great cause. Get yours today! Track Listing: 01 Half a Million Stars 02 Donald Sutherland 03 Kung Fu Reference 04 (Stage banter) 05 Black Dot 06 It's Summer Here 07 Dried Up 08 Ring A Ding Ding I'm Rotten Inside 09 That Bluegrass Number 10 Earth to Grandma 11 Stupid 12 (Stage banter) 13 Radio Birds 14 Grim 15 Little Bastard 16 (Stage announcements) 17 Where The F*ck Is John? 18 Only Price includes any applicable tax and shipping via USPS First Class Mail. Shipping for this item is handled by another party who is extremely reliable. [Add to Cart]  [View Cart]

AssPonys.org Button - Pack of Three $0.00 !!!SOLD OUT!!! Help spread the word about Ass Ponys and AP.O with these 1.25 inch buttons featuring the world famous (yup) AP.O Official Logo Cat (tm). Quality-made vinyl coated buttons that you can use for anything except activities deemed unsafe or illegal in most states. Price includes any applicable tax and shipping via first class mail. Unlike the oval picture above, these buttons are 100% Certified Round. [Add to Cart]  [View Cart]

SOLD OUT Ass Ponys B&W Sticker - Pack of Five $0.00 **SOLD OUT** Cool 4.25 inch by 1.38 inch vinyl stickers with the band name that everyone loves. Pack of five stickers, price includes any applicable tax and shipping via first class mail. Stick 'em on your car, put 'em on the bathroom walls at shows, wear 'em on your butt! Order lots! [Add to Cart]  [View Cart]

Electric Rock Music Promo Sticker $2.00 Beautiful vinyl 4 inch by 6 inch promo stickers released by A&M Records in 1994. Fashioned like a post card, each sticker has a place for stamp on the back along with the Ass Ponys script logo and the official ERM release date. Price includes shipping and any applicable tax. Ships via USPS first class mail (in a sturdy envelope... we won't spoil the card!). [Add to Cart]  [View Cart]

Lohio Promo Poster $16.00 The Lohio promotional poster released by Checkered Past records in 2001. Full color, just like the CD cover. Measures 18 inches by 18 inches. Out of print. Very limited supplies. Price includes any applicable tax and shipping via USPS Priority Mail. [Add to Cart]  [View Cart]

Some Stupid With a Flare Gun Promo Poster $20.00 This is an original SSWAFG promotional poster issued by Checkered past Records in 2000. Out of print. VERY limited supply. Measures 11 by 17 inches, has a 2.25 inch blank space at the bottom (space to insert show info, etc.). Printed on glossy paper. Price includes any applicable tax and shipping via USPS Priority Mail. [Add to Cart]  [View Cart]

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